Top 5 Tips for Girls to Gain Weight
Of late size zero has become a phenomenon. Humanity has never lost so much weight in history as today. What girls tend to forget is that guys like curves. Slim figure is welcome but zero is not. Most thin girls have a phobia that by gaining weight they will look fat. First of all they should shed this inhibition. A little bit of chubbiness adds to the beauty anytime.
For all those single girls whom I have been able to brainwash into gaining weight by my above appeal, here are certain easy tips. Follow them and you will thrive and men will hover around like a beehive.
Tip No 1 – Find a Guy who lives alone
It’s quite easy to find a guy in metro cities who is working there and lives away from family alone. Such guys tend to eat out most of the times rather than cooking. You will start eating out too. Eating out regularly will add that missing kilos in no time.
Tip No 2 – Hit the bed long
Getting lots of sleep is one of the easiest ways to gain weight. A minimum of 8 hours sleep is necessary. Anything above is a bonus. This way weight gain would be like a dream come true.
Tip No 3 – Beer it
Over the centuries ‘Beer belly’ has been one of the most controversial phrase. But it works and how. Drink beer regularly for a month and you wouldn’t believe how lovely you look with those plum cheeks.
Tip No 4 – Don’t flunk the junk
Go junkie! Those Big Macs, fries, pizzas, pastas are a sure shot path towards glory. Never be scared of the food. Eat as much and as junk as you can.
Tip No 5 – Get married
Easiest of them all! Scientists have been wondering over the years as to why Indian women gain weight so quickly as soon as they get married. Regardless of the reason behind, it works. The only flip side is that you are married now.
Bonus Tip: Call me!
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i am 19….n i am 43kg….it may sound cheesy but i got to go for a marriage next month….so i planned for a new look…can you please suggest me to gain weight as soon as possible?:)
priya
May 5, 2015 at 3:06 pm
Priya…my article was just a satire…don’t worry…I am sure…you look good…the way you are
arpitgarg
May 9, 2015 at 10:01 am
Hey.! Can u gimme a easiest way 2 to grow up my height…
Neha
April 28, 2013 at 8:05 pm
dear if its easy its useless…best is 2 talk 2 doctor early and not waste time on tips n tricks…a trip to orthopedic will help
arpitgarg
April 29, 2013 at 10:03 pm
veryyyyyyy funny
priya
March 2, 2012 at 12:38 pm
Thank you very much
arpitgarg
March 2, 2012 at 1:20 pm
very funny tips
priya
March 2, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Thank you
arpitgarg
March 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm
That should instead be “unhealthy weight gain tips for girls”!
Bhadra
January 11, 2012 at 3:53 pm
haha…depends
arpitgarg
January 14, 2012 at 2:08 am
Hi,my self jube(female) my height is 5’2 inches & my weight is 45 kg’s can u tell me how to gain my weight as fast as possible with out any side effects
plz………………….
jube
December 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm
although i wud love to coment on each tip.. bt thinking wud gve it a rest.. however without forgeting to coment on the bonus tip..
i hope it is up n running.. coz 4mee.. i guess its banned… fr an unknown reason..
reckon the bonus tip is totaly like r Politicians… u cant ever be sure abt them.. 😛
rashichief
July 29, 2011 at 2:05 pm
🙂
arpitgarg
July 29, 2011 at 3:05 pm
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my grouse.
parwatisingari
July 22, 2011 at 5:59 am
Nice post that…but whats wrong with short clothes…I disagree wid u there…
arpitgarg
July 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
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July 21, 2011 at 11:46 pm
verry funny
priya
March 2, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Thanks
arpitgarg
March 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm